Fuck Your Couch
my dog buckley... i go outside with him to put the registration sticker on my car and he stands out in the middle of the street. i'm walking inside and he won't come with because he thinks it is motherfucking bicycle tim. he is not going back in the house til he sees some park. so i go in the house and look out the window, he is still in the street staring at towards the house. finally he comes in the house. but, then when i am making coffee in the kitchen, he jumps on the couch, knocks all the pillows off, and pees on it.
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