10:19PM - snapshots

 I think that snapshots feature is fucking irritating and retarded.

So is this WYSIWYG post editor.

3:17PM - Fuck Your Couch

my dog buckley... i go outside with him to put the registration sticker on my car and he stands out in the middle of the street. i'm walking inside and he won't come with because he thinks it is motherfucking bicycle tim. he is not going back in the house til he sees some park. so i go in the house and look out the window, he is still in the street staring at towards the house. finally he comes in the house. but, then when i am making coffee in the kitchen, he jumps on the couch, knocks all the pillows off, and pees on it.

it is as if he said, FUCK YOU COUCH, N****! FUCK YOUR MOTHAFUCKING COUCH!

so guess who is in the kennel.

6:54PM - back?

hi,

i was trying to find info updates from some my friends. i remembered LJ. there i found news clips.

my news clip? i'm feeling creative this week. i made a desert mini-scape. two actually. i'm thinking of giving them away as gifts. then i'll be able to make more.

the computer that was dedicated to helping me be unproductive has now been eliminated.

best regards,

austin

Current mood: okay

Current music: Intro - Dr. Octagon

2:59PM - Flickr

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

8:56AM - NEVER GIVE UP

$toshok> ugh. today is turning out to be crap.
$alves> don't give up, it could turn out to be hellish!

2:33AM - liberation! slavery!

i feel really liberated. i just got done enslaving myself to a video game for--no shit-- probably 14 hours strait. i'm lucky to be alive.

anyway, it was nice being shut off from the working world for such a long period of time.

2:02PM - for steve's ego

sonic> dood. xep's boy is hawt
sonic> *smacks lips*
austin> hi sonix
sonic> hi
austin> stevezie?
sonic> i have no idea who he is
sonic> http://flickr.com/photos/helical_wiggler/118269526
sonic> this one is better
sonic> http://flickr.com/photos/helical_wiggler/111820132/
sonic> does she work at a shelter?
austin> yes, that is where she picks up homeless men like stevezie

1:53PM - later dayz, better layz

tap dancing for people is exhausting. i have to be good at it though. when i perform, people think i tap dance for a living, and maybe that is true now. i guess it is true. but i am not a tap dancer by trade. or, it is a new trade. it certainly runs in the family. my dad has tap danced throughout the united states. my step mom has as well during her circus days. and here i am now, entering my 30s. a time when most people are settling down to a life of tap dancing for their spouse, or for their kids, i'm tap dancing for strangers on a street corner. i've been called, "ahead of everyone else," and i have been called, "behind everyone else." but i'll say this much, just because i'm tap dancing at age 30 doesn't mean i can't be a better tap dancer than those 5 year olds you see on star search.

Current mood: tired

1:37AM - dude

i just saw the Dirt Bombs.

oh my god, good.

7:52PM - economics

7:48 : Swinney: should i spend $10 on dinner and a beer
7:48 : or a movie
7:48 : or a 12 pack
7:49 : or go to in-n-out burger, buy a six pack, and watch a netflix?
7:49 : also $10
7:50 : Lulu : 12 pack
7:50 : Swinney : ramen + 12 pack + netfilx
7:50 : Lulu : bingo

12:20PM - Hi

Well,

Hi. I just thought I should check in.

Anyway...

1:42AM - dogs.

if ever i say i want a dog, just remind me i dont.

no pets allowed.

11:15PM - somebody come visit me

my apt... shit hole.

4:21PM - netflix friendster me

hey, if you have netflix, friend me:

netflix(at)swinney(dot)org

thanks! <3 austin

11:10PM - bored

i'm bored.

i've had a more less action packed month and now i'm amidst the down time. i don't remember what kind of fun things i used to do. i called various friends and they are all sick or have some form of plans that exclude me somehow. in a couple cases, i don't want to participated in what they are doing. tomorrow will be an important moment in my boredom where i consider taking the opportunity to actually do something.

maybe finish reading beowolf, or go on a hike. i never go on hikes, but it seems like something to do.

2:22PM - space ship

i'm in Gila Bend, Arizona, at the Space Ship Motel Cafe. Google maps that!

3:35PM - a brief initial interpretation of steve and xep's house

messy.

wireless complex, administrated, no more WEP key. enjoy it, neighborhood!

no good food.

dog looking at me depressed, likely wants to go to the beach.

went to the local coffee house 8 blocks away. girls hot, bonus: they dont think i'm gay / are not lesb.

speakers are pointed in the wrong direction, are very loud and pushy. general obstruction in front of right speaker.

couch comfy.

statistics book boring.

banjo looking at me depressed, likely wants to be picked on.

neighbor dogs wont shut their fucking food holes.

i like the chimes.

stevezie's G5 is much faster than my laptop. has good musical selection. adding some things to it.

turtle with three legs looking at me depressed. likely wants its 4th leg back.

kitchen table completely covered in several levels of books, bags, plants, notebooks, etc.

no sign of ferret.

squeaky back porch screen door needs oil or to be shut. perhaps all back screen doors should be squeaking in the wind, that is just the way it is.

going to poison neighbor dogs now.

7:00PM - a short conversation

phone rings. Apu.

austin: kamath!

apu: swinney!

austin: what is going on?

apu: you tell me, i'm about to head over to your place.

austin: bring it on!

apu: i will!

austin: bring it!

apu: ok, i will!

end of phone conversation.

1:36AM - stupid thing

LJ Interests meme results

1. biking to the ocean:
   whatever. that was from back in sf like 4 years ago.
2. chatting:
   yes, the preferred method of phone calling to see when dinner is.
3. go:
   where?
4. goatse:
   i dont know who put this in my profile. it has been there for 4 years. now i work with captain goatse. i can't escape it.
5. writing:
   about werewolves, yes! see my upcoming xerox book of modern werewolf tales out in a few months!
6. :
   
7. :
   
8. :
   
9. :
   
10. :
    

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

11:40PM - hot hot hot

all that is holy. i was listening to fire and brimstone preaches from an archive of reenactments of 1700s great awakening sermons. that was how hot my bath was just now. like the lake of fire waiting for god to desire souls to plunge into its infernal depths. i'm sweating from god's watchful eye right now. burning.